towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

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camonialle:

A prank is putting salt in the sugar tin. Groping women without their consent is sexual assault.

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did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

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